Very funny citizens!
I'm delighted to annunciate the birth of the Jokes National Foundation.
This is the first wish I found in the citizen's Whishes Box: the JNF is in fact something of primary importance for every Nation that cares for the well-being of its members. The citizens will contribute directly posting the jokes they consider more effective and therapeutic by commenting this article or righting at: infoatrepubblicadialcatrazdotcom.
At last you will have the right joke at the right time! You will make great impression at your business meetings, at Christmas and at your relative's weddings!
Chin up! The world just needs your smile!
The President of the Free Republic of Alcatraz