FLU ALARM IN THE FREE REPUBLIC OF ALCATRAZ

Fluent citizens!
A great constitutional reformation is happening in the Free Republic of Alcatraz: a landslide of news are falling on our micro nation. For the moment I’m only revealing that Alcatraz will soon be in everybody’s reach even more than the anti-flu vaccine.
Here in the Free Republic of Alcatraz we voted unanimously for the forbiddance of  the swine flu, which has by now lost its frightful credibility.
Instead we prefer the Cervina Flue which will take place mostly on the sky slope of the famous tourist resort, or the children’s flu that allows its infected to hit-off animals down the streets without being judged, moreover you can choose the African in-flu-ence of Cuban rhythms that you find in the best dance floors, or again the dolphin flu that forces you in the bath for days or any flu of your choice that you think is worth.
I choose the feline flu.
Meowing I give my regards to you,
From Alcatrazian roofs,
The President of the Free Republic of Alcatraz

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